The Federation of Stanistani Federation is a very large, genial nation, notable for its state-planned economy, devotion to social welfare, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, cynical population of 498 million Stanistanis are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The enormous, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Education, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Tashkent. The average income tax rate is 71.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but sluggish Stanistani economy, worth 12.0 trillion Soms a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Cheese Exports, and Pizza Delivery. Average income is 24,031 Soms, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The Party has more splits than a yo-yo dieter's trousers, fashion magazine covers finally display realistic body images following photo-manipulation becoming illegal, all alcohol is banned, and people seem disproportionately distraught when told a museum has a phones-off policy. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Stanistani Federation's national animal is the Snow Leopard, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Stanistani Federation is ranked 189,155^th in the world and 5^th in Tushto for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring 1,128.67 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.