The New Cruor Federation of St Malinauskas is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, notable for its infamous sell-swords, compulsory military service, and triple-decker prams. The hard-working, devout population of 4.989 billion St Malinauskasians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Spirituality, Welfare, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 24.2%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The strong St Malinauskasian economy, worth 298 trillion Halicarnassuses a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Furniture Restoration, and Pizza Delivery. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 59,743 Halicarnassuses, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.7 times as much as the poorest.

Children are regularly married to each other to secure alliances between families, churches frequently hold public 'contraception burnings', a widely accepted trade policy is "tit-for-tat", and abortion is only legal in unusual circumstances. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. St Malinauskas's national animal is the White Phoenix, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

St Malinauskas is ranked 87,475^th in the world and 1^st in Brebina for Largest Publishing Industry, scoring 3,753.51 on the Bella Potter Productivity e-Index.