The Queen's State of St Eilene is a gargantuan, efficient nation, notable for its complete lack of prisons, absence of drug laws, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 32.739 billion St Eileneans live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, juggles the competing demands of Industry, Spirituality, and Education. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 5.8%.

The very strong St Eilenean economy, worth a remarkable 1,397 trillion betales a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is fairly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Furniture Restoration, Basket Weaving, and Gambling. Average income is 42,687 betales, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 290,221 per year while the poor average 2,293, a ratio of 126 to 1.

Education and welfare spending are on the rise, St Eilene's children are widely acknowledged as the most foul-mouthed in the region, all tariffs have been abolished, and child labor has been outlawed. Crime is a major problem, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. St Eilene's national animal is the deer, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

St Eilene is ranked 76,303^rd in the world and 176^th in State for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 2,821.7 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.