The Republic of SSRAB is a colossal, cultured nation, renowned for its pith helmet sales, avant-garde cinema, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, humorless population of 4.797 billion SSRABians are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The medium-sized, corrupt, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Administration, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of SSRAB city. The average income tax rate is 96.9%.

The frighteningly efficient SSRABian economy, worth a remarkable 1,171 trillion monies a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 244,241 monies, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The government's giant servers are often used as a tourist trap, Dàguó is simultaneously dead and alive, elderly tribespeople die in bed surrounded by loved ones and linguists, and arbitration is mightier than the sword. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. SSRAB's national animal is the chicken, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

SSRAB is ranked 16,614^th in the world and 194^th in the Pacific for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 5,329.31 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.