The Goblinoid Attack of Ssokol is a titanic, pleasant nation, notable for its burgeoning Hawk population. The hard-working population of 21.534 billion Ssokolians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Education. The average income tax rate is 21.1%.

The Ssokolian economy, worth 909 trillion Pecunias a year, is led by the Woodchip Exports industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Cheese Exports, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is 42,227 Pecunias, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.6 times as much as the poorest.

Voting is voluntary. Crime is relatively low, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Ssokol's national animal is the Hawk, which can occasionally be seen dodging aircraft in the nation's cities.

Ssokol is ranked 83,463^rd in the world and 1^st in Slavija for Fattest Citizens, with 11.9 Obesity Rate.