The Republic of Square Root Function is a mammoth, efficient nation, renowned for its zero percent divorce rate, punitive income tax rates, and compulsory gun ownership. The hard-nosed, humorless, devout population of 8.046 billion Square Root Functionians are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Administration. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 69.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Square Root Functionian economy, worth a remarkable 1,186 trillion numbers a year, is fairly diversified and dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Woodchip Exports. Black market activity is extensive. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 147,512 numbers, with the richest citizens earning 7.2 times as much as the poorest.

A typical peasant's life cycle leads from birth to the gallows, Tetris has been banned for its graphic violent content, gambling is outlawed, and the nation's best artists are considered pretty easy to beat. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Square Root Function's national animal is the math, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Square Root Function is ranked 45,205^th in the world and 778^th in Giovanniland for Most Developed, scoring 78.45 on the Human Development Index.