The Kyle of Spycker is a titanic, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Kyle de Spycker with an even hand, and remarkable for its compulsory military service, zero percent divorce rate, and frequent executions. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 14.652 billion Spyckéroises are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Environment, Law & Order, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Spycker. The average income tax rate is 40.8%.

The thriving Spyckérois economy, worth 899 trillion euros a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Basket Weaving, Book Publishing, and Furniture Restoration. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 61,403 euros, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.8 times as much as the poorest.

Party-lovers often change religions just for the weekend, engine room hooch is the drink of choice among the nation's navy, Kyle de Spycker's media campaigns take a hiatus around exam week, and a favorite "life hack" for gap year backpackers is to pretend to be homeless for government handouts. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Spycker's national animal is the lion, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Roman Catholicism.

Spycker is ranked 309,131^st in the world and 145^th in Equilism for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring -8.53 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.