The Republic of Springfoxy is a very large, genial nation, remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, compulsory military service, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 318 million Springfoxyians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Education, and Law & Order. The average income tax rate is 17.9%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The very strong Springfoxyian economy, worth 21.3 trillion Fazcoins a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Gambling, Pizza Delivery, and Uranium Mining. Average income is 66,929 Fazcoins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

Parking's carefree without parking car fees, high-income earners pay a 100% tax rate, suit-clad businessmen have been taking advantage of the relaxed welfare qualifications by shopping with food stamps, and meat-eating is frowned upon. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Springfoxy's national animal is the Fox, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Springfoxy is ranked 244,532^nd in the world and 3^rd in Freddy Fazbears Mega Pizzaplex for Greatest Rich-Poor Divides, with 2.02 Rich To Poor Income Ratio.