The Socialist Empire of Outer Armatonisdaristan is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by Kaiser Detter I with an iron fist, and notable for its avant-garde cinema, public floggings, and ritual sacrifices. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 5.152 billion Armatonisdaristanis are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Neu-Aberstorff. The average income tax rate is 61.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Armatonisdaristani economy, worth 549 trillion Armatonisdaristani kronor a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Furniture Restoration, and Retail. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 106,581 Armatonisdaristani kronor, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.7 times as much as the poorest.

Edgy teens know that illegal discos are where the cool cats hang, Jennifer Government is banned, major cities shut down as their local sports team takes to the field every day, and foreign casinos have trouble paying fans who bet on the triumph of the Neu-Aberstorff Luk Moose against long odds. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Outer Armatonisdaristan's national animal is the Luk moose, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Massimism.

Outer Armatonisdaristan is ranked 47,171^st in the world and 1^st in Corvinia for Most Subsidized Industry, scoring 4,140.28 on the Gilded Widget Scale.