The Holy Empire of Spring Waldorff is a massive, safe nation, renowned for its free-roaming dinosaurs, otherworldly petting zoo, and parental licensing program. The compassionate, devout population of 1.424 billion Spring Waldorffians are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Spirituality, Law & Order, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 22.3%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The Spring Waldorffian economy, worth 87.6 trillion Gold Dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Woodchip Exports, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 61,500 Gold Dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.8 times as much as the poorest.

Sales of fishnet stockings have reached a record high, counselors diagnose their clients with motherboard complexes, it's rare to find an unchewed pencil, and a major religion has been named as Spring Waldorff's national religion. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Spring Waldorff's national animal is the Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Spring Waldorff is ranked 111,146^th in the world and 5,575^th in Lazarus for Lowest Crime Rates, with 65.46 law-abiding acts per hour.