The Constitutional Monarchy of Spiirit is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Julez-Lewis Spiirit IV with a fair hand, and notable for its complete lack of prisons, suspicion of poets, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, democratic population of 1.283 billion Spiirits love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Defense, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New-Denver. The average income tax rate is 31.3%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but inefficient Spiiritian economy, worth 51.5 trillion Spiirit Dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Automobile Manufacturing, Trout Farming, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 40,168 Spiirit Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The government has declined to declare any particular religion as its 'official' one, commuters are denied boarding for attempting to bring packed lunches onto trains, community organizers have given up going door to door because nobody is home, and there's a shortage of swinging hot spots as land development grinds to a halt. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Spiirit's national animal is the Anglerfish, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Spiirit is ranked 175,634^th in the world and 1^st in Commonwealth of Spiirit for Least Corrupt Governments, with 92.83 percentage of bribes refused.