The Sultanate of Sultanate andlusiya is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Sultan Al yahya with an iron fist, and notable for its fear of technology, public floggings, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, cynical, devout population of 1.821 billion Sultanate andlusiyans are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The medium-sized, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Defense, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Qurtuba. The average income tax rate is 41.4%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The strong Sultanate andlusiyan economy, worth 100 trillion Ashrafis a year, is led by the Furniture Restoration industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Woodchip Exports, and Trout Farming. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 55,224 Ashrafis, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

People who tease dwarfs are being cut down to size, sales of fishnet stockings have reached a record high, reflection is vital for badly behaved politicians, and conductors wield diamond-encrusted batons to fit in with their freshly gilded surroundings. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Sultanate andlusiya's national animal is the Cat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Sultanate andlusiya is ranked 44,835^th in the world and 1,060^th in The North Pacific for Most Patriotic, with 29.89 flags saluted per person per day.