The Eternal Land of Loutsland is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Arthur with an iron fist, and notable for its prohibition of alcohol, compulsory military service, and disturbing lack of elderly people. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 10.895 billion Loutslanders are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Crescent. The average income tax rate is 97.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Loutslandian economy, worth a remarkable 3,466 trillion Golds a year, is mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Furniture Restoration, Basket Weaving, Tourism, and Woodchip Exports. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 318,136 Golds, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,652,433 per year while the poor average 33,132, a ratio of 49.9 to 1.

The Loutslandian Arts Council pays teenagers to sit through opera performances, the nation's police officers are famously miserable-looking, the Small Council has more than a little influence, and public footpaths are being slowly eroded by the burgeoning number of ramblers. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Loutsland's national animal is the Dragon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is The Loutslandian Church.

Loutsland is ranked 1,999^th in the world and 73^rd in The North Pacific for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 21,317.86 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.