The Kingdom of Machalas is a massive, genial nation, ruled by Bryan Stanley with an even hand, and notable for its complete lack of prisons, anti-smoking policies, and digital currency. The compassionate, hard-working population of 1.284 billion Machaleñoes have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Machanda. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 54.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Machaleño economy, worth 154 trillion dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism and Furniture Restoration. Average income is an impressive 120,175 dollars, with the richest citizens earning 8.7 times as much as the poorest.

Invasive species are hunted by the gendarmerie, posters encourage people to "Just Do It!", the "Underwear of Women in Power" issue of The Machanda Times is sold out, and the nation's interest in space is at an all-time high while interest in saving the planet is at an all-time low. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Machalas's national animal is the Leopard, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Cristanlismo.

Machalas is ranked 27,137^th in the world and 875^th in The North Pacific for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 6,786.81 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.