The Kingdom of LandOfTheKingsPeople is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Noctstalan H Faust with an iron fist, and renowned for its state-planned economy, keen interest in outer space, and zero percent divorce rate. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 8.407 billion LandOfTheKingsPeopleans are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Kings City. The average income tax rate is 97.8%.

The frighteningly efficient LandOfTheKingsPeoplean economy, worth a remarkable 1,765 trillion MEUS a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an amazing 209,951 MEUS, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Not showing enough enthusiasm for mutual assured destruction is a court-martial offence, sexually-starved male dinosaurs terrorise tourists during weekly breakouts from Mesozoic Park, the banshee wail foretells skies of death, and The Kings City spends billions upgrading public transport. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. LandOfTheKingsPeople's national animal is the La-lion, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Loyalty to the King.

LandOfTheKingsPeople is ranked 670^th in the world and 21^st in The North Pacific for Most Patriotic, with 132.89 flags saluted per person per day.