The Federation of Soviet Federative Union is a large, socially progressive nation, remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, irreverence towards religion, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 142 million Soviets live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The tiny, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 7.8%.

The strong Soviet economy, worth 8.76 trillion Rubles a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Arms Manufacturing, and Information Technology. Average income is 61,706 Rubles, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.6 times as much as the poorest.

Blocks empty out when a Bigtopian family moves in down the road, elected officials often serve for decades in a single term, children must make a homemade spinach and ricotta rotolo by high school or be held back, and a sudden shout of "surprise!" does not herald a party for teachers. Crime is moderate, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Soviet Federative Union's national animal is the Two-Headed Eagle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution.

Soviet Federative Union is ranked 146,662^nd in the world and 14^th in Lesbian for Most Advanced Defense Forces, scoring 1,490.83 on the Total War Preparedness Rating.