The Federation of Southern Low Countries is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by HH Prince Albert IV of Namen with a fair hand, and remarkable for its unlimited-speed roads, punitive income tax rates, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, democratic population of 33.919 billion Walloons enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Environment, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Namen. The average income tax rate is 87.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The very strong Wallonian economy, worth a remarkable 1,981 trillion Atlantic Ducats a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity. The industrial sector is solely comprised of the Book Publishing industry. Average income is 58,427 Atlantic Ducats, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Citizens are remarkably well involved in the political process, the wreckages of bombed planes that litter Southern Low Countries are highly popular tourist destinations, CEOs and corporate executives are frequently found striking for better stock options, and recent protests against birds flying too low have resulted in bloodshed. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Southern Low Countries's national animal is the guinea pig, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Catholicism.

Southern Low Countries is ranked 326,784^th in the world and 40^th in Western Atlantic for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring -13.59 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.