The Pacifican Empire of South Durthang is a gargantuan, orderly nation, remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape. The hard-working, cynical, devout population of 15.834 billion South Durthangians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The relatively small, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Spirituality, although Welfare, Law & Order, and Education are also considered important, while Environment and Industry aren't funded at all. The average income tax rate is 14.1%.

The strong South Durthangian economy, worth 945 trillion pounds a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Basket Weaving industry, with major contributions from Gambling, Automobile Manufacturing, and Retail. Average income is 59,731 pounds, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.4 times as much as the poorest.

Elections have been outlawed, South Durthang has designated South Durthang City as its capital city, and Leader is convinced that other nations can simply be "junked" (South Durthang has found 1 easter egg). Crime is almost non-existent. South Durthang's national animal is the tiger, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

South Durthang is ranked 162,250^th in the world and 2,602^nd in the Pacific for Lowest Crime Rates, with 59.95 law-abiding acts per hour.