Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 219thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 412thMost Advanced Public Transport: 808th
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Something Dumb

Population23.252 billion

CapitalSomething Dumb City
LeaderiKINGCAKE
FaithDumbness

CurrencyMuffin
AnimalDragon

The Rogue Nation of Something Dumb is a titanic, orderly nation, ruled by iKINGCAKE with an iron fist, and renowned for its infamous sell-swords, anti-smoking policies, and smutty television. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 23.252 billion Dumbians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, corrupt, well-organized morass — juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Something Dumb City. The average income tax rate is 99.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Dumbian economy, worth a remarkable 5,709 trillion Muffins a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, quite specialized black market in Information Technology, Furniture Restoration, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 245,529 Muffins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.9 times as much as the poorest.

Hymns sung by popular choirs top the billboard charts, the nation has always been at war with Bigtopia, only vaccinated citizens may have free healthcare, and the sun now sets on the Dumbian Empire. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Something Dumb's national animal is the Dragon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Dumbness.

Something Dumb is ranked 25,171st in the world and 1st in Yarnia for Most Developed, scoring 85.33 on the Human Development Index.

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Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 219thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 412thMost Advanced Public Transport: 808thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 989thMost Subsidized Industry: 997thMost Advanced Public Education: 1,120thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1,139thHighest Average Tax Rates: 1,410thLargest Black Market: 1,682ndBest Weather: 1,892ndHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 2,058thMost Beautiful Environments: 2,141stLargest Governments: 2,192ndLowest Crime Rates: 3,193rdTop
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Highest Economic Output: 3,574thMost Efficient Economies: 3,621stMost Stationary: 3,716thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 4,154thMost Corrupt Governments: 4,212thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 4,897thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 5,116thHealthiest Citizens: 6,208thHighest Average Incomes: 6,802ndMost Influential: 7,583rdHighest Poor Incomes: 8,039thSmartest Citizens: 9,911thNudest: 10,747thMost Valuable International Artwork: 11,628thLargest Populations: 14,735thTop
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Largest Publishing Industry: 17,610thLargest Information Technology Sector: 19,079thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 19,800thMost Developed: 25,171stMost Patriotic: 26,254thHighest Food Quality: 27,003rdLargest Welfare Programs: 28,781stMost World Assembly Endorsements: 30,793rd
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Endorsements Received: None.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Something Dumb, the sun now sets on the Dumbian Empire.
  • : Following new legislation in Something Dumb, only vaccinated citizens may have free healthcare.
  • : Following new legislation in Something Dumb, the nation has always been at war with Bigtopia.
  • : Following new legislation in Something Dumb, hymns sung by popular choirs top the billboard charts.
  • : Following new legislation in Something Dumb, polygamy is legal.
  • : Following new legislation in Something Dumb, public caravans smell like litter boxes.
  • : Following new legislation in Something Dumb, the government is more interested in identifying problems than fixing them.
  • : Following new legislation in Something Dumb, shoving people into lockers qualifies you for a ministerial position.
  • : Following new legislation in Something Dumb, artists are pillars of society.
  • : Following new legislation in Something Dumb, enthusiasm for abstract art has gone up in smoke.

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