The Federal Republic of Solismosion is a titanic, cultured nation, ruled by President Soliro with an even hand, and remarkable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, vat-grown people, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic population of 10.024 billion Solismosians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Healthcare, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Solibria. The average income tax rate is 77.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Solismosian economy, worth 930 trillion solis a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Information Technology, and Cheese Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 92,762 solis, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Government theft from poor artists to give to rich allies has been dubbed the "reverse Robin Hood" policy, NPCs in MMORPGs regularly interrupt cutscenes with OOC reminders that they aren't real people, hypochondriacs demand treatment for genetic disorders they don't have, and almost all of the nation's water is piped into the country from abroad for exorbitant prices. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Solismosion's national animal is the swan, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Solismosion is ranked 20,929^th in the world and 154^th in the Pacific for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring 5,765.28 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.