The Cute Country of Soft Kittens is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by love and stuff with an even hand, and remarkable for its compulsory vegetarianism, frequent executions, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, devout population of 3.309 billion Soft Kittensians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, socially-minded morass — juggles the competing demands of Administration, Welfare, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Comfort. The average income tax rate is 96.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Soft Kittensian economy, worth 377 trillion purrs a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology and Uranium Mining. Average income is an impressive 113,936 purrs, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Religious leaders order congregants to love any neighbour who is just like themselves, evenings at university debating societies often end with everyone acknowledging both sides may well be right, pedal-powered removal vans are a popular Maxxmas gift for the children of separated parents, and women who walk into the ladies' changing room are accused of being Peeping Toms. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Soft Kittens's national animal is the kitty, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is softness.

Soft Kittens is ranked 10,149^th in the world and 16^th in Panama Papers for Most Developed, scoring 90.66 on the Human Development Index.