
| Population | 3.33 billion |
| Capital | Collectivism City |
| Leader | Regent Alexander Chernova |
| Faith | Believe in Yourself |
| Currency | Credit |
| Animal | Wolf |
The Proletarian Dictatorship of Sobraquea is a colossal, genial nation, ruled by Regent Alexander Chernova with an even hand, and remarkable for its prohibition of alcohol, triple-decker prams, and avowedly heterosexual populace. The compassionate population of 3.33 billion Sobraqueans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.
The enormous, corrupt, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Collectivism City. The average income tax rate is 90.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Sobraquean economy, worth 356 trillion Credits a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is dominated by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Cheese Exports, and Basket Weaving. Average income is an impressive 106,978 Credits, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.
Regent Alexander Chernova has been known to make speeches in fishing waders, becoming a missionary is a sure-fire route to martyrdom, foreign policy is to avoid standing up to bullies, and retirement homes are often fitted with luxurious suites. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Sobraquea's national animal is the Wolf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Believe in Yourself.
Sobraquea is ranked 10,553rd in the world and 9th in Flanelistan for Most Developed, scoring 90.44 on the Human Development Index.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
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Sobraquea, retirement homes are often fitted with luxurious suites.
- : Following new legislation in
Sobraquea, foreign policy is to avoid standing up to bullies.
- : Following new legislation in
Sobraquea, becoming a missionary is a sure-fire route to martyrdom.
- : Following new legislation in
Sobraquea, Regent Alexander Chernova has been known to make speeches in fishing waders.
- : Following new legislation in
Sobraquea, droves of former desperados are applying to join the border police.
- : Following new legislation in
Sobraquea, the comic book series 'Regent Alexander Chernova and the Villainous Corporate Cronies' is a best-seller.
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Sobraquea, hypochondriacs demand treatment for genetic disorders they don't have.
- : Following new legislation in
Sobraquea, people have been circulating political cartoons of pigeons pooping on Regent Alexander Chernova.
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Sobraquea was reclassified from "Corrupt Dictatorship" to "Democratic Socialists".
- : Following new legislation in
Sobraquea, dictators have dubbed Sobraquea the land of lunatics.






































