The Snub of Snub is a mammoth, efficient nation, ruled by Illes Imre with an even hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, complete lack of prisons, and rampant corporate plagiarism. The hard-nosed, devout population of 5.443 billion snubians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social and economic equality; they tend to view other countries as corrupted by the hollow pageantry of sham elections.

The enormous, corrupt, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Virag. The average income tax rate is 90.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Snubian economy, worth 602 trillion Atjaroes a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, highly specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing and Information Technology. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 110,758 Atjaroes, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The national census includes an opt-in to join the government-run dating service, citizens can be frequently spotted going about their business stark naked, nations that kill a snubian can expect a strongly worded letter, and birdsong in the mountains has to be loud enough to drown out nearby jackhammers. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Snub's national animal is the Koi fish, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is The Kozeput Church.

Snub is ranked 24,310^th in the world and 11^th in Wintercrest for Lowest Crime Rates, with 89.32 law-abiding acts per hour.