The Holy Empire of Smoochi2 is a gargantuan, efficient nation, renowned for its parental licensing program, public floggings, and prohibition of alcohol. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 25.4 billion Smoochi2ians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Industry. The average income tax rate is 28.1%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The thriving Smoochi2ian economy, worth a remarkable 1,722 trillion Smoochis a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Basket Weaving, and Woodchip Exports. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 67,818 Smoochis, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.8 times as much as the poorest.

The government raises tariffs on a weekly basis, the country's famous rainforests are being bulldozed by the mining industry, gay hospital patients are labelled with a pink triangle to alert staff of their substandard blood, and the government is a proud sponsor of the National Gaming Association. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Smoochi2's national animal is the Casper, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Smoochi2 is ranked 76,078^th in the world and 1^st in Arbor for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 1,344.87 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.