The Kingdom of Smallport is a very large, socially progressive nation, notable for its smutty television, compulsory military service, and pith helmet sales. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 236 million Smallportians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Defense. The average income tax rate is 9.8%.

The powerhouse Smallportian economy, worth 22.6 trillion SPCS a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Uranium Mining. Average income is 95,587 SPCS, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.3 times as much as the poorest.

Streakers swamp all public events in order to bare it all, seasonal hay-fever sufferers are attending government drug counselling sessions to get free doughnuts, muscular women are banned from competing in sporting competitions, and economists confusingly list "fusarium rot and leaf blight" as major risk factors for monetary deflation. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Smallport's national animal is the sheep, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Smallport is ranked 36,752^nd in the world and 5^th in Aurelian Republic for Largest Publishing Industry, scoring 5,891.92 on the Bella Potter Productivity e-Index.