The Republic of SmallBoy51 is a colossal, safe nation, remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, prohibition of alcohol, and compulsory gun ownership. The compassionate, hard-working population of 4.068 billion SmallBoy51ians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 35.5%.

The very strong SmallBoy51ian economy, worth 213 trillion Tuchoims a year, is quite specialized and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Door-to-door Insurance Sales, Basket Weaving, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 52,386 Tuchoims, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.6 times as much as the poorest.

Kindergartners' favourite dance move is the stop-drop-and-roll, Leader has no checks and balances after the upper house was abolished, judicial robes are the country's hottest fashion trend, and troop transports blacken the sky as the military commences Operation Desert Ocean. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. SmallBoy51's national animal is the Cards, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

SmallBoy51 is ranked 104,074^th in the world and 5^th in Small Boy Brigade for Most Developed, scoring 60.9 on the Human Development Index.