The United States of Slippers is a mammoth, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by The Chosen One with an even hand, and notable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, daily referendums, and state-planned economy. The compassionate, cheerful population of 7.252 billion Slippersians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Slipsburg. The average income tax rate is 83.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Slippersian economy, worth 920 trillion Slip Dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 126,972 Slip Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The government confiscates candy from babies for 'the greater good' of the nation, Loud Patriotic Music Day has been ranked the seventh best new holiday of the year, pawn shop reality shows dominate basic cable, and crowds of flag-burning protesters tend to accidentally become crowds of burning protesters. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Slippers's national animal is the Otter, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is The Space Otter.

Slippers is ranked 9,037^th in the world and 537^th in Lazarus for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 5,931.85 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.