The République of Sleepyi Valika is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, renowned for its ubiquitous missile silos, ban on automobiles, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, cynical, devout population of 2.575 billion Oubliés are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The medium-sized, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Détester. The average income tax rate is 62.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The very strong Désenchantés economy, worth 259 trillion Viscérals a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Trout Farming. Average income is an impressive 100,902 Viscérals, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

A passport is literally priceless, students can name the chiefs of proto-Bigtopian tribes before they can count to ten, there's sophisticated talk of revolution within the ever-expanding mining colonies, and internet trolls are considered valiant supporters of the right to free speech. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Sleepyi Valika's national animal is the Tung Tung Tung Tung Sahur, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Abandonnée.

Sleepyi Valika is ranked 40,039^th in the world and 2^nd in Desintegratia for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 2,272.89 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.