The Kingdom of Arazatana is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Matthew with an even hand, and renowned for its free-roaming dinosaurs, parental licensing program, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed population of 2.352 billion Arazatans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of C4 Territory. The average income tax rate is 34.4%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Arazatan economy, worth 295 trillion Azarns a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Furniture Restoration. Black market activity is notable. Average income is an impressive 125,486 Azarns, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.7 times as much as the poorest.

The government is spending billions of taxpayer Azarns to support "struggling" industries, the nation's new Mylab space station is notorious for being the loneliest place above the planet, surveillance cameras are banned, and party leaders aid loyal supporters in opposition strongholds with a simple "Good luck" message. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Arazatana's national animal is the Canary, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Catholicism.

Arazatana is ranked 33,445^th in the world and 1^st in Desintegratia for Smartest Citizens, with 53.52 quips per hour.