The Republic of Slavsha is a very large, genial nation, notable for its irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, democratic population of 456 million Slavshans hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The tiny, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Education, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 9.8%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but inefficient Slavshan economy, worth 24.1 trillion Slavens a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Furniture Restoration, Information Technology, and Soda Sales. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 52,893 Slavens, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

Students are wary of colorfully decorated new teachers with names like Professor Pipsqueak, the government has adopted a more thrifty attitude to administrating the country's needs, hipster cyclists declare that "metal is dead", and children dream of becoming physicians and physicists. Crime is almost non-existent. Slavsha's national animal is the Hedgehog, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Slavsha is ranked 290,089^th in the world and 16,078^th in Lazarus for Most Advanced Law Enforcement, scoring 320.06 on the Orwell Orderliness Index.