The Dictatorship of Skullbreak is a tiny, safe nation, renowned for its state-planned economy, irreverence towards religion, and restrictive gun laws. The cynical population of 18 million Skullbreakians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Law & Order, and Defense. The average income tax rate is 73.3%.

The fragile Skullbreakian economy, worth 489 billion kills a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Furniture Restoration industry, with major contributions from Basket Weaving, Uranium Mining, and Tourism. Average income is 27,185 kills, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.1 times as much as the poorest.

Seafood restaurants regularly receive complaints that the food is still moving, adultery has been made a capital offence, university applicants are judged by how much they laugh at professors' tired jokes, and the government takes agricultural advice from a wasp-themed superhero. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Skullbreak's national animal is the pheonix, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Skullbreak is ranked 86,864^th in the world and 380^th in NationStates for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 1,110.52 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.