The Kingdom of Sjkeji is a titanic, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by King Carlino Vinturi with an iron fist, and remarkable for its parental licensing program, frequent executions, and smutty television. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 17.461 billion Sjkejians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The enormous, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Siobod. The average income tax rate is 88.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Sjkejian economy, worth a remarkable 1,835 trillion Sujukes a year, is highly specialized and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 105,128 Sujukes, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

People often get liposuction to reduce their air fares, the nation has nearly as many history museums as Sjkejians, the monarchy has returned to a simpler time when genitalia was the deciding factor of competence, and the military recognizes no difference between male and female soldiers. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Sjkeji's national animal is the Puffin, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Sjkeji is ranked 309,515^th in the world and 8^th in Red Wolf Alliance for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring -9.95 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.