The Kingdom of New Zibolroakia is a massive, genial nation, ruled by Jimintai Mordetai with an iron fist, and notable for its digital currency, free-roaming dinosaurs, and suspicion of poets. The cynical, devout population of 2.264 billion Zibolroakians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Astvotska. The average income tax rate is 77.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Zibolroakian economy, worth 214 trillion office dollars a year, is quite specialized and led by the Trout Farming industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Information Technology. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 94,821 office dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.2 times as much as the poorest.

Jimintai Mordetai has been seen stealthily slicing fifths off bread loaves, edgy teens know that illegal discos are where the cool cats hang, private law firms are unheard of, and people are bored of easy crossword puzzles. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. New Zibolroakia's national animal is the cow, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Nvarianity.

New Zibolroakia is ranked 56,960^th in the world and 1,719^th in The North Pacific for Most Scientifically Advanced, scoring 131.9 on the Kurzweil Singularity Index.