The United Union of Sisdonia is a titanic, orderly nation, ruled by King gisa with an iron fist, and remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, parental licensing program, and disturbing lack of elderly people. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 18.252 billion Sisdonians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Law & Order, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Sesdera. The average income tax rate is 97.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Sisdonian economy, worth a remarkable 6,236 trillion Dedlins a year, is mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Information Technology, Uranium Mining, Retail, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an amazing 341,682 Dedlins, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,940,456 per year while the poor average 29,351, a ratio of 66.1 to 1.

Thick smog keeps Sisdonians from looking too far ahead, home renovation projects take decades to complete, bus shelters seem to be designed to let rain in, and foreign leaders with unpaid parking tickets are often refused entry. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Sisdonia's national animal is the Wolf, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Truism.

Sisdonia is ranked 265,586^th in the world and 63^rd in Lone Wolves United for Largest Welfare Programs, scoring 468.52 on the Safety Net Mesh Density Rating.