The Mighty Union of Rasutafia is a titanic, efficient nation, ruled by Sarskia with an iron fist, and notable for its enslaved workforce, restrictive gun laws, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 18.235 billion Rasutafians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Tatsuna. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Rasutafian economy, worth a remarkable 6,872 trillion Doosableas a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, fairly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Uranium Mining. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 376,905 Doosableas, with the richest citizens earning 7.4 times as much as the poorest.

The military perceives nations hit by natural disasters as "easy pickings", the first test of a good kindergartener is the quality of the sponge-baths they give, children are seen fighting in the playground for bread scraps that fall out of diamond-encrusted lunchboxes, and billions are being spent towards constructing the "Great Barrier Reef of Rasutafia". Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Rasutafia's national animal is the Zebra, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Talranity.

Rasutafia is ranked 324,464^th in the world and 85^th in Lone Wolves United for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring -13.39 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.