The Serbian State of Simonija is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Rodoljub Čuljević with an iron fist, and renowned for its state-planned economy, frequent executions, and stringent health and safety legislation. The cynical, devout population of 1.079 billion Serbs are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, moralistic, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Administration, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ниш. The average income tax rate is 76.0%.

The powerhouse Simonijan economy, worth 97.4 trillion Dinars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is 90,295 Dinars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.9 times as much as the poorest.

The nation's diplomatic missives are now delivered via sniper rifle, roads are often attended by round-the-clock construction crews, the decommissioned tank divisions of other nations are being bought up en masse by Simonija, and Serbian Orthodox Christianity has been named as Simonija's national religion. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Simonija's national animal is the Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Serbian Orthodox Christianity.

Simonija is ranked 231,676^th in the world and 8^th in Slavia for Rudest Citizens, with 31.93 insults per minute.