The Serbian State of Simonija is a huge, safe nation, ruled by Rodoljub Čuljević with an iron fist, and remarkable for its compulsory military service, state-planned economy, and enslaved workforce. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 899 million Serbs are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, moralistic, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Administration, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ђурђевград. The average income tax rate is 74.0%.

The very strong Simonijan economy, worth 71.2 trillion Dinars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Information Technology. Average income is 79,252 Dinars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.3 times as much as the poorest.

Spies caught red-handed are served cocktails on their first-class flights home, the government regularly hires contractors to construct high rise apartments, a popular saying is "a chicken for every pot and an abortion clinic on every street", and populations of two-headed Eagles have been found around recently-uncovered archaeological sites. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Simonija's national animal is the Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Simonija is ranked 22,937^th in the world and 4^th in Slavia for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 3,089.81 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.