The Republic of Lipnitia2 is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Vladimir Kozlovski with an iron fist, and renowned for its avant-garde cinema, compulsory vegetarianism, and public floggings. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 8.672 billion Lipnitians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."
The large, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Krasnograd. The average income tax rate is 87.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The powerhouse Lipnitian economy, worth a remarkable 1,239 trillion Lipnitian mzdas a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, quite specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing, Book Publishing, Furniture Restoration, and Basket Weaving. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 142,919 Lipnitian mzdas, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Children are encouraged to fail at school so as not to appear too enlightened, chewing tree bark proves to have limited value during childbirth, residential tower blocks are surrounded by warrens of concrete tunnels, and the teaching of evolution has been banned. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Lipnitia2's national animal is the bear, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Orthodox Issianism.
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Lipnitia2 was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Conservative.
- : Following new legislation in Lipnitia2, the teaching of evolution has been banned.
- : Lipnitia2 lodged a message on the Slavska Regional Message Board.
- : Following new legislation in Lipnitia2, residential tower blocks are surrounded by warrens of concrete tunnels.
- : Following new legislation in Lipnitia2, chewing tree bark proves to have limited value during childbirth.
- : Following new legislation in Lipnitia2, children are encouraged to fail at school so as not to appear too enlightened.
- : Following new legislation in Lipnitia2, concussed bearball players cannot remember their lineup position.
- : Lipnitia2 altered its national flag.
- : Lipnitia2 altered the regional flag of Slavska.
- : Following new legislation in Lipnitia2, authorities are looking for a stool pigeon to rat out who is stealing food from pigeon toilets.