The King of the Colonies of Simoland10 is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by Imperador Simo I with an iron fist, and remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, digital currency, and prohibition of alcohol. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 4.39 billion Simocas are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order, Industry, and Administration also on the agenda, while Social Policy isn't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Jaguarilandia. The average income tax rate is 81.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Simoca economy, worth 709 trillion Shimó-coins a year, is fairly diversified and dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an impressive 161,524 Shimó-coins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.5 times as much as the poorest.

The police have been swamped with requests to stay up past bedtime, a milk bath costs more than bathing in money, Simoca-made cars tend to catch fire in people's driveways, and a rogue brutalist can cement their town in the past. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Simoland10's national animal is the Tartaruga tigre d-agua, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Cristianismo.

Simoland10 is ranked 21,089^th in the world and 16^th in Flanelistan for Most Developed, scoring 86.79 on the Human Development Index.