The Free-Market Confederacy of Siluvia is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by the Governor with a fair hand, and renowned for its sprawling nuclear power plants, complete lack of public education, and compulsory gun ownership. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless, devout population of 4.431 billion Siluvians enjoy frequent elections, which are uniformly corrupted by big-spending corporations buying politicians who best suit their interests.

The tiny, corrupt, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of LEGO City. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 1.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Siluvian economy, worth 943 trillion radishes a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Retail, Gambling, and Soda Sales. Average income is an amazing 212,947 radishes, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,111,248 per year while the poor average 21,965, a ratio of 50.6 to 1.

LEGO City's iconic yellow taxis are nowhere to be seen, wanting a better life for your child is prohibited by a clause in the criminal code, politicians have literally dirty hands from their extracurricular activities, and dessert dishes make up the Siluvian breakfast menu. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Siluvia's national animal is the cougar, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Christianity.

Siluvia is ranked 288,682^nd in the world and 133^rd in Mitteleuropa for Highest Food Quality, scoring 3.9 on the Meeshlin-Starr Index.