The Republic of Silicon Crush is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Bill Gates with an iron fist, and renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, infamous sell-swords, and pith helmet sales. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 11.338 billion Silicon Crushians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Industry, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of San Francisco. The average income tax rate is 54.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Silicon Crushian economy, worth a remarkable 2,063 trillion dollars a year, is fairly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Uranium Mining, Retail, Arms Manufacturing, and Gambling. Average income is an impressive 181,968 dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.0 times as much as the poorest.

Office microwaves are being replaced by firepits, parents are fined for sending their children to take out the trash after sunset, the dish 'poisson avec poison' is only available on the black market, and colonials are offended to find a local animal has been re-named the 'Furry Four-Legged Marsupial Elephant'. Crime is pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Silicon Crush's national animal is the elephant, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Tacos.

Silicon Crush is ranked 74,426^th in the world and 20^th in St Abbaddon for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 2,896.29 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.