The Holy Empire of Sileywane is a tiny, cultured nation, renowned for its compulsory military service. The quiet, industrious population of 9 million Sileywaneans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and Defense. The average income tax rate is 22.4%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The Sileywanean economy, worth 344 billion Noteses a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Cheese Exports industry, with major contributions from Trout Farming, Basket Weaving, and Uranium Mining. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 38,237 Noteses, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

Religious turf wars have caused frustrated police to pray for divine intervention, the sanitised and dull music festivals of Sileywane are famed for their reasonable volume levels, would-be emigrants are told "abandon all hope all ye who would exit here", and grinding bureaucracy has the international wheels of justice turning slowly. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Sileywane's national animal is the Fox.

Sileywane is ranked 180,337^th in the world and 22^nd in Mesa Ridge HS for Most Extensive Civil Rights, with 45.63 Martin Luther King, Jr. Units.