The Federal Republic of Signe is a colossal, safe nation, notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape and irreverence towards religion. The hard-working population of 4.659 billion Signeans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 22.3%.

The Signean economy, worth 221 trillion Delta Eagles a year, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Basket Weaving, Woodchip Exports, and Gambling. Average income is 47,535 Delta Eagles, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.5 times as much as the poorest.

Trails to natural wonders are littered with trash from reality film crews, muscular women are banned from competing in sporting competitions, the government expresses surprisingly intense opinions on the use of whip pans, and parents are relieved they no longer need to help with their kids' algebra homework. Crime, especially youth-related, is well under control, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Signe's national animal is the Kitsune, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Signe is ranked 291,965^th in the world and 9^th in Nuceria for Largest Publishing Industry, scoring -7.28 on the Bella Potter Productivity e-Index.