
| Population | 9.083 billion |
| Capital | Shadowville |
| Leader | Jay Myers |
| Faith | Christianity |
| Currency | Silver Certificate |
| Animal | cat |
The Colony of Sidewalk Zone is a mammoth, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Jay Myers with a fair hand, and remarkable for its otherworldly petting zoo, devotion to social welfare, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 9.083 billion Atlanteans hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.
The medium-sized, corrupt, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Shadowville. The average income tax rate is 76.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Atlantean economy, worth a remarkable 1,723 trillion Silver Certificates a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an impressive 189,773 Silver Certificates, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.8 times as much as the poorest.
The law forbids arson, murder, and low-quality cheese, small patches of desolate land across the world are part of Atlantean sovereign territory, construction of the Really Big Hadron Collider is underway, and citizens can't decide whether to be proud or horrified by the country's colonial history. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Sidewalk Zone's national animal is the cat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Christianity.
Sidewalk Zone is ranked 7,077th in the world and 39th in Shadowville for Most Developed, scoring 92.84 on the Human Development Index.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in
Sidewalk Zone, citizens can't decide whether to be proud or horrified by the country's colonial history.
- : Following new legislation in
Sidewalk Zone, construction of the Really Big Hadron Collider is underway.
- : Following new legislation in
Sidewalk Zone, small patches of desolate land across the world are part of Atlantean sovereign territory.
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Sidewalk Zone was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Retail Industry.
- : Following new legislation in
Sidewalk Zone, the law forbids arson, murder, and low-quality cheese.
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Sidewalk Zone was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Welfare Programs.
- : Following new legislation in
Sidewalk Zone, coastal cities are being moved a dozen miles inland to reduce flooding risk.
- : Following new legislation in
Sidewalk Zone, the nation's interest in space is at an all-time high while interest in saving the planet is at an all-time low.
- : Following new legislation in
Sidewalk Zone, in a fit of passion Jay Myers has shredded thirty years' worth of petitions.
- : Following new legislation in
Sidewalk Zone, mantis shrimp studies is academia's fastest-growing field.








































