The Republic of Siddaustralia is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Big Siddardh with an even hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, parental licensing program, and unlimited-speed roads. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 5.588 billion Siddausies have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Siddardograd. The average income tax rate is 58.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Siddaustralian economy, worth a remarkable 1,081 trillion Corals a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is an impressive 193,491 Corals, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.4 times as much as the poorest.

Guide dogs for the blind have been seen using government websites, the government officially wants you to slow down and speak more clearly, cheese lovers have a case of the bleus, and access to the woods is only granted to those who bring a small shrubbery. Crime is totally unknown. Siddaustralia's national animal is the Inflatable Dinosaur, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Siddaustralia is ranked 7,809^th in the world and 367^th in Osiris for Largest Publishing Industry, scoring 14,894.28 on the Bella Potter Productivity e-Index.