The Socialistic Bureaucracy of Shmoolandia is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by the ЦК-SS党 Politburo with an iron fist, and renowned for its sprawling nuclear power plants, complete lack of prisons, and frequent executions. The compassionate, cynical, humorless population of 25.531 billion USSS 常К3 citizens are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Großstadtград都. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient USSS 政К2 economy, worth a remarkable 8,945 trillion kilowatt hours a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Book Publishing, and Tourism. Average income is an amazing 350,360 kilowatt hours, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Schoolchildren learn an R-rated version of "Head, Shoulders, Knees and Toes", Shmoolandia is increasingly belligerent on the international stage, a flying elephant and the ЦК-SS党 Politburo share the same nickname, and most of the nation's wealthy aristocrats are dentists. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Shmoolandia's national animal is the two-headed rabbit, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Shmoolandia is ranked 9,158^th in the world and 1^st in Union of Technocratic Socialist States for Largest Publishing Industry, scoring 13,614.67 on the Bella Potter Productivity e-Index.