The Republic of Shirtless Man is a massive, safe nation, remarkable for its burgeoning kangaroo population. The hard-working, democratic, devout population of 1.609 billion Shirtless Manians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Honolulu. The average income tax rate is 12.9%.

The strong Shirtless Manian economy, worth 102 trillion dollars a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Trout Farming industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Retail, and Pizza Delivery. Average income is 63,769 dollars, with the richest citizens earning 5.1 times as much as the poorest.

TV shows must meet strict ethnicity quotas, pulling weeds is seen as a threat to national security, Shirtless Man has designated New Honolulu as its capital city, and teenagers sit around on their butts all day. Crime is well under control. Shirtless Man's national animal is the kangaroo, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Shirtless Man is ranked 68,034^th in the world and 1^st in Nudist Union for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 3,267.3 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.