The Ancient Cetarium of Shinrogia is a titanic, socially progressive nation, ruled by Cetari Alaric Shinrog II with an even hand, and remarkable for its zero percent divorce rate, national health service, and keen interest in outer space. The compassionate population of 21.236 billion Shinrogs are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social and economic equality; they tend to view other countries as corrupted by the hollow pageantry of sham elections.

The medium-sized, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Talory. The average income tax rate is 80.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Shinrogian economy, worth a remarkable 3,928 trillion Tanyrs a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 184,979 Tanyrs, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Diplomats miss flights while wandering Talory Airport's endless art maze, riot police are stationed around paintings of violent protestors, fraternities are rejoicing at government-subsidized partying, and cotton candy made from genuine cotton cellulose doesn't quite satisfy. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Shinrogia's national animal is the Gryphon, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Dredryism.

Shinrogia is ranked 9,021^st in the world and 79^th in Forest for Safest, scoring 120.75 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.