Population | 15.948 billion |
Capital | Talory |
Leader | Cetari Alaric Shinrog II |
Faith | Dredryism |
Currency | Tanyr |
Animal | Gryphon |
The Ancient Cetarium of Shinrogia is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Cetari Alaric Shinrog II with an iron fist, and notable for its keen interest in outer space, sprawling nuclear power plants, and ubiquitous missile silos. The compassionate, cynical, devout population of 15.948 billion Shinrogians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.
The large, corrupt, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Talory. The average income tax rate is 95.8%.
The frighteningly efficient Shinrogian economy, worth a remarkable 3,028 trillion Tanyrs a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 189,897 Tanyrs, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.
The government props up questionable pizza establishments in the name of health, hundreds of sailors ride the good ship Cetari Alaric Shinrog II day after day, there's more vermin than ever on the metro, and rugby players that knock each other over always stop to make sure the other fellow is okay. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Shinrogia's national animal is the Gryphon, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Dredryism.
Shinrogia is ranked 3,015th in the world and 25th in Forest for Lowest Crime Rates, with 130.17 law-abiding acts per hour.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Shinrogia, rugby players that knock each other over always stop to make sure the other fellow is okay.
- : Following new legislation in Shinrogia, there's more vermin than ever on the metro.
- : Following new legislation in Shinrogia, hundreds of sailors ride the good ship Cetari Alaric Shinrog II day after day.
- : Following new legislation in Shinrogia, the government props up questionable pizza establishments in the name of health.
- : Following new legislation in Shinrogia, the new national campaign exhorts men to "Show Some Class - Don't Sit On Your Ass".
- : Following new legislation in Shinrogia, the government only invests in infrastructure after a natural disaster.
- : Following new legislation in Shinrogia, the government mails weekly updates on the new anti-junk mail laws to every citizen.
- : Following new legislation in Shinrogia, the question "please would you...?" is usually laden with passive aggression.
- : Following new legislation in Shinrogia, teenage male videogamers often suffer repetitive strain wrist injuries.
- : Following new legislation in Shinrogia, trails to natural wonders are littered with trash from reality film crews.