The Snark Queen of Shidei is a titanic, orderly nation, ruled by Mei with an iron fist, and renowned for its rum-swilling pirates, ban on automobiles, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The compassionate, cynical population of 11.941 billion Shidei are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt, well-organized government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Seldan. The average income tax rate is 88.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Shidei economy, worth a remarkable 1,256 trillion seilakhs a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity. The industrial sector, which is extremely specialized, is mostly made up of the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology. Average income is an impressive 105,246 seilakhs, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.6 times as much as the poorest.

Children as young as six shock their parents by coming out of the closet, the intelligence community is playing 4-D chess with an imaginary spy network, nobody wants to know how the sausage is made, and mutual cuisine decides political relations. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Shidei's national animal is the steppe eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Tribadism.

Shidei is ranked 323,271^st in the world and 159^th in The Western Isles for Least Corrupt Governments, with 33.2 percentage of bribes refused.