Population | 15.656 billion |
Currency | dollar |
Animal | wolfman |
The Matriarchy of She Cront is a gargantuan, orderly nation, remarkable for its vat-grown people, parental licensing program, and prohibition of alcohol. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 15.656 billion She Crontians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Industry, and Defense. The average income tax rate is 88.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient She Crontian economy, worth a remarkable 2,985 trillion dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, quite specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Gambling, and Uranium Mining. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 190,704 dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Adults have never outgrown their fear of monsters, new urban roads are threatening city parks, flash floods that dams could have controlled regularly ravage small towns in mountain valleys, and vile black smog from coal power plants has enveloped several major urban centres. Crime, especially youth-related, is almost non-existent, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. She Cront's national animal is the wolfman, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.
She Cront is ranked 21,954th in the world and 25th in Equilism for Most Stationary, with 1,531.62181142808 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in She Cront, vile black smog from coal power plants has enveloped several major urban centres.
- : Following new legislation in She Cront, flash floods that dams could have controlled regularly ravage small towns in mountain valleys.
- : Following new legislation in She Cront, new urban roads are threatening city parks.
- : She Cront was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Manufacturing Sector.
- : Following new legislation in She Cront, adults have never outgrown their fear of monsters.
- : Following new legislation in She Cront, the nation's black ops are starting to get on people's nerves.
- : Following new legislation in She Cront, pootling steam trains carry delighted tourists and frustrated businessmen from city to city at a snail's pace.
- : Following new legislation in She Cront, the nation's navy has been named the scourge of the seven thousand seas.
- : Following new legislation in She Cront, libraries are refusing to stock A Midsummer Night's Dream because it has an ass in it.
- : Following new legislation in She Cront, stealing from a clothesline is a serious offence.