The Matriarchy of She Cront is a titanic, efficient nation, notable for its anti-smoking policies, zero percent divorce rate, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 20.654 billion She Crontians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Industry, and Defense. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 75.8%.

The frighteningly efficient She Crontian economy, worth a remarkable 3,547 trillion dollars a year, is quite specialized and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Retail. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 171,741 dollars, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 613,319 per year while the poor average 34,557, a ratio of 17.7 to 1.

The nation's countrysides are littered with landmines due to ongoing family disputes, SPAM is illegal but spam is everywhere, the cruise missile launchers on the field hospital roof are purely deterrent in purpose, and freighter lifeboats have been replaced by state of the art marker buoys so divers can recover the cargo after they sink. Crime is moderate, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. She Cront's national animal is the wolfman, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

She Cront is ranked 3,593^rd in the world and 3^rd in Equilism for Largest Mining Sector, scoring 18,176.41 on the Blue Sky Asbestos Index.