Population | 12.425 billion |
Capital | Manila |
Leader | Ronnel Lorenzo Carlos |
Faith | Roman Catholicism |
Currency | ASEAN peso |
Animal | Philippine eagle |
The Socialist Federal Republic of SFR Philippines is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Ronnel Lorenzo Carlos with a fair hand, and remarkable for its daily referendums, ubiquitous missile silos, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 12.425 billion Filipinos hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.
The large, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Manila. The average income tax rate is 99.3%.
The frighteningly efficient Philippine economy, worth a remarkable 2,723 trillion ASEAN pesos a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an amazing 219,209 ASEAN pesos, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Most of the military's funding goes into researching space-age weaponry, wilderness-dwelling hermits are surprised to find railway stations on their front doorsteps, government workers are more efficient and more unhappy than ever, and nude art is becoming wildly popular. Crime is totally unknown. SFR Philippines's national animal is the Philippine eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Roman Catholicism.
SFR Philippines is ranked 287,569th in the world and 7th in The Cormorant Pact for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring -18.38 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : SFR Philippines was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, Most Scientifically Advanced, Highest Food Quality, Most Advanced Public Education, and Most Inclusive.
- : SFR Philippines was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Poor Incomes.
- : SFR Philippines was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Rudest Citizens.
- : SFR Philippines was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Rudest Citizens.
- : SFR Philippines was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Rudest Citizens.
- : SFR Philippines was reclassified from "Left-wing Utopia" to "Civil Rights Lovefest".
- : SFR Philippines was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Beautiful Environments and Smartest Citizens.
- : SFR Philippines's influence in The Cormorant Pact fell from "Dominator" to "Superpower".
- : SFR Philippines was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Rudest Citizens.
- : SFR Philippines was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Rudest Citizens.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 1 » Cayenne Minor.